Hey there. I'm Alex. I do things here on occasion. Not nearly as cool as the other people here, but you know, stuff.

Okay, you know what. You seem like a good person. A real trustworthy kind of person so come in close. Closer. Just between you and me, they don't know I don't belong here and I figure if I do just the right amount then they'll think I've been around the whole time and I can slip right in. Oh, here comes Andy for those TPS reports. Be cool. We're just chatting. Real old chums you and me. Laugh like I said something funny. Harder. It was a real zinger. Harder. Okay too hard, reel it in there Tidus.

Haha yeah. That IS what she said. Good one you. Hahah. Ha ha. Ha.

Alright he's gone. So like I was saying, I'm thinking I just keep showing up; day after day after day. Say my hello's, make a couple wise cracks, but not too much. Just enough they notice me, but don't *notice* me. Make sense? Couple more years and bingo bongo. I'm in.

Anyway, I think we're looking suspicious. You did good. Feel like we really have something here. Now, just smile and turn.